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Play With Heart (2015)

01. Welcome to Pooville
02. Ouch, My Childhood
03. I Bought You a Singing Toilet
04. Danny Glover Vs The World
05. Who's The #1 Cop?
06. I Love Michael J. Fox
07. Let's Build Robots
08. We Belong

Bandcamp - $8
iTunes - $8
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Rock You to Sleep (2012)

01. Welcome to the Record II: Electric Boogaloo
02. My Name Is Kenny Rogers
03. Justine
04. I Just Want to Sleep in the Treehouse
05. Grant Lawrence, King of the Forest
06. (I Don't Want to Play) Tiger Woods (Without You)
07. Dirty Kelly Gruber
08. I Don't Wanna Go Down to the Basement Either
09. I Bred This Beard for Slaughter
10. Live Free and Die Hard
11. I'm a Hulkamaniac!
12. Pebbles, the Happiest Chiahuahua
13. Holy F**k, I'm a Dad!
14. You're My Best Friend in the Whole Wide World (vinyl only)

Bandcamp - $8
iTunes - $10
CDs - $8
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Get Smashed (2010)

01. I'm a Recluse!
02. My Dad Vs. Shania Twain
03. Pacman
04. I Met Her At the Ropetow
05. Rally
06. I Don't Wanna be a New York Ranger
07. The Final Countdown II
08. Generic Mid-Record Power Ballad
09. My Xbox Got the Red Ring of Death
10. I'm an Alcoholic!
11. Diaper Change
12. We're the Castle Crashers
13. Bryan Adams
14. Tina Turner
15. Kristine
16. Mark Wilson
17. I'm Hiding Your Car Keys In the Garbage
18. I Don't Wanna be an 8-bit Ranger (vinyl only)

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iTunes - $10
CDs - $8
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Call It A Comeback (2008)

01. Welcome to the Record
02. I'm the Best (In Bed)
03. Jason Vs Freddy Vs Ash
04. Puckward Nipples the 3rd
05. On the Third Day, Axl Rose
06. J.S. Giguere Is A Robot
07. Texas
08. Dear Dr. Phil
09. Can't Talk Gotta Work
10. Jeff Siemens Vs the Toothbrush
11. Unicorn Rider
12. (The Dr. Phil Callback)
13. Martin Lawrence
14. Born to Minigolf
15. Ramones T-Shirt
16. Female Doctor Anxiety 17. Evil House (vinyl only)
18. Uncle Jim (vinyl only)
19. Jeff Off (vinyl only)

Bandcamp - $8
iTunes - $10
CDs - $8
minigolf

Kick Your Ass At Minigolf (2008)

Side A
01. Born To Minigolf
02. Martin Lawrence

Side B
01. Jeff Off
02. Ramones T-Shirt





Songs From The Basement (2003)

01. Dad Shot The Dog
02. You've Got Me
03. O.G.
04. Chuck Norris, King Of The Forest
05. Me And My Dad
06. I Know That I'm Fat

career

Call It A Career (2002)

01. Life Goes On
02. (Get Off The) Boobs (You're Stupid)
03. Sober Up
04. Sick Of You
05. Revenge Of The Dish Doing Bitches
06. 3 Chords
07. Shaving Ryan's Privates
08. Hey Stephanie
09. Adventure Island
10. Give Her Up
11. Hextall Vs Grandma
12. Televisionary
13. Sounds Like A Love Song

selftitled

The Hextalls (2000)

01. Drew Barrymore, Please Don't Listen To Diesel Boy
02. Structured Time
03. One Night Stand
04. Like A Hole In The Head
05. All My Favourite Bands Are Turning Emo
06. Six Feet Down
07. (I'd Take An) Al McInnis Slapshot In The Balls For You
08. A Girl Like You
09. Willie Nelson Vs Grandma
10. I Failed Philosophy
11. Don't Drink Beer
12. 44

selftitled

I Saw Stone Cold Steve Austin Live (1999)

01. We're The Hextalls
02. My Mom The Anarchist
03. Intermission
04. Diana
05. My Impression of Billie Joe Armstrong
06. Basket Case Part 2
07. Intermission
08. I Love My Parents
09. Lori Agar Punched Me In the Head at the Bar (And Now I'm Retarded)
10. Like a Vermin
11. I'm 12 Years Old
12. Intermission
13. Kill The Ramones
14. All My Bitches Do the Dishes
15. Axl Rose Kicked Kurt Cobain in the Balls
16. Nobody Loves Me

chixdiggit

I Saw Chixdiggit Live (1998)

01. Kick Me In The Nuts
02. Jiz Wiz Is Where My Heart Will Always Be
03. Kill The Ramones
04. Wade Don't Like Saku Koivu
05. I Got A Mohawk
06. The Vermins (Kicked Cam Out of the Band)
07. I Love My Parents (I Think My Mom Likes Andy Moog)
08. Lookout Women, Here Comes Thor!
09. You've Always Got Scooby Doo
10. Diana Shalanka
11. Hextall
12. I Saw Chixdiggit! Live
13. The Porno Song (Feat. Troi Poison)

Compilations and Unreleased

Me and My Dad appears on The Thing That Ate Larry Livermore [Adeline/2013]
In Love With the System appears on A Tribute to The Forgotten Rebels, Vol. One [Mutant Spider/2012]
Mario Lemieux appears on Pop Punk Nuggets Volume 1 [Kamikaze/2004]
Summer's Gone appears on 3 Chord Rocket Science! [Sucker Punch/2002]
A Girl Like You appears on Take Me To The Bedroom [HeadDip/2001]
Willie Nelson Vs Grandma appears on Crusty Comp. 2 - Don't Eat the Crust [Crusty/2000]
Living Suicide remains unreleased [2000]